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Life imitating art

You kids want to see the coolest new INSTAGRAM page where everybody is. Look for her new book, Instagram Success One Follower at a Time.

It probably looked pretty much like this.

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1/2 The Size 1/2 The Distance

The CDC has changed spacing from 6′ to 3′ to reopen schools. Add in the special rules and we’re going to need learn some new math to figure out the distance for every situation.

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It’s opposite day

Most schools are encourage teachers to get vaccinated, most schools. Then again, most schools don’t get their health information from Facebook.

Wait until Centner Academy finds out about the microchips in the vaccine.

Lucky for the rest of us a cure has been found.

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Be Kind, Rewind

I agree that streaming has failed to fulfill the promise of “Watch any movie, Any time.” Physical media seems a better bet, but seriously, VHS!?. I love seeing the old commercials on home recordings of old TV, but for movies you need DVD to solve the #1 problem of VHS, spending time rewinding when the previous renter didn’t bother before returning it.

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The Me Show

Trump toasts the wedding couple after a full review of current events.

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Your taste buds can’t resist such flavor.

Man claims to discover sugar frosted shrimp in cereal.

People who’ve met him warn he can’t be trusted

Wonder if this where he got the idea?

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No lesson learned

So the reaction to hearing that gorilla glue is too powerful leads to somebody who couldn’t believe it and he glued a cup to the lip.

Never realized how much need there was for a song explaining how to properly use a plastic cup.

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What makes a hero?

Is it the obsession with Hillary Clinton, talking about your golf game for hours when you’re not on the PGA tour, launching the next generation of hate mongers who make you seem quaint by comparison. Yup, National Hero, or at least Florida Hero, Rush Limbaugh is being honored with a flag at half mast. Denying the truth didn’t stop lung cancer from killing a defiant smoker and now this. There is controversy in Florida since there are rules on who gets this honor and being a friend of the Governor is not one of them.

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Because of me now they have a warning

So apparently we need a warning not to use glue on hair. There is a whole section dedicated to hair care products and glue is in a different place in the store.

Gorilla Glue GirlTM may be suing for the glue sticking things together and only warning not to use it on eyes, skin or clothing, but not hair. Scalp is skin, hopefully a judge allows that fact before the price of Gorilla Glue triples to cover the cost of litigation.

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If I can’t have you, no one can.

In the early days of the pandemic, toilet paper became the must have commodity in short supply. Super surprising as none of the apocalypse movies covered this. We still have trees and factories so things got back to normal, but now arsonists are burning whole displays of toilet paper. Need to know if its one ply “rough and ready” or bear fantasy tp before I decide if the the toilet paper arsonists are heroes or villains.