Is it the obsession with Hillary Clinton, talking about your golf game for hours when you’re not on the PGA tour, launching the next generation of hate mongers who make you seem quaint by comparison. Yup, National Hero, or at least Florida Hero, Rush Limbaugh is being honored with a flag at half mast. Denying the truth didn’t stop lung cancer from killing a defiant smoker and now this. There is controversy in Florida since there are rules on who gets this honor and being a friend of the Governor is not one of them.
Month: February 2021
Because of me now they have a warning
So apparently we need a warning not to use glue on hair. There is a whole section dedicated to hair care products and glue is in a different place in the store.
Gorilla Glue GirlTM may be suing for the glue sticking things together and only warning not to use it on eyes, skin or clothing, but not hair. Scalp is skin, hopefully a judge allows that fact before the price of Gorilla Glue triples to cover the cost of litigation.
If I can’t have you, no one can.
In the early days of the pandemic, toilet paper became the must have commodity in short supply. Super surprising as none of the apocalypse movies covered this. We still have trees and factories so things got back to normal, but now arsonists are burning whole displays of toilet paper. Need to know if its one ply “rough and ready” or bear fantasy tp before I decide if the the toilet paper arsonists are heroes or villains.
The real story of Narnia
Does anyone else hear this in their head about a story of children falling asleep in an antique wardrobe in an old house thinking they were gone for days.
“Maybe we should remove the mothballs in the wardrobe, the children play in there.”
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