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feecommerce

Goofy Math

No ads ≠ zero ads to Disney.

Not a surprise since Disney charges to avoid lines with fastpass, but doesn’t limit sales resulting in lines for fastpass.

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News

1/2 The Size 1/2 The Distance

The CDC has changed spacing from 6′ to 3′ to reopen schools. Add in the special rules and we’re going to need learn some new math to figure out the distance for every situation.

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News

It’s opposite day

Most schools are encourage teachers to get vaccinated, most schools. Then again, most schools don’t get their health information from Facebook.

Wait until Centner Academy finds out about the microchips in the vaccine.

Lucky for the rest of us a cure has been found.

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spelling

Return to Sender

Before I open this catalog I need to figure out if I’m the resident or the current resident.

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long reads

Yo Dawg, I saw you like summaries so I put a summary in your summary

A summary of a summary of a book. Not just one, but over 800 and counting. I didn’t believe it until I saw the ad link at the bottom to read the full summary. I prefer to read whole books so I’m not the target audience, but if you’re looking to plow through your reading even faster there is a way. Maximize your time by consuming The four hour work week in 4 minutes.

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News

Be Kind, Rewind

I agree that streaming has failed to fulfill the promise of “Watch any movie, Any time.” Physical media seems a better bet, but seriously, VHS!?. I love seeing the old commercials on home recordings of old TV, but for movies you need DVD to solve the #1 problem of VHS, spending time rewinding when the previous renter didn’t bother before returning it.

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News politics

The Me Show

Trump toasts the wedding couple after a full review of current events.

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News Uncategorized

Your taste buds can’t resist such flavor.

Man claims to discover sugar frosted shrimp in cereal.

People who’ve met him warn he can’t be trusted

Wonder if this where he got the idea?

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Movies

Finally, A Cat and Mouse Game Worth Watching

I was looking for movies to see this weekend and all of the local theaters are showing Tom and Jerry. A mashup plot synopsis caught my eye.

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For viewers looking for more in their cat and mouse game

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Movies

Won’t You Be My Neighbor

Lots of choices for movies based on books. We’ve got movie franchises based on best selling teen dystopian novel sets, the Harry Potter series, Narnia. At the other end is Won’t You Be My Neighbor, inspired by an article in Equire. Tom Hanks becomes Fred Rogers delivering a performance that will have you questioning any incident where you’ve harmed someone with your words or actions.