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Best summer camp in Moultonborough

Best camp in Moultonborough cancelled after one week. Turns out that there are other camps in Moultonborough, New Hampshire so they didn’t win by being the only camp. The award wasn’t for food or activities, it was for exceptional marketing success. Quinebarge charged $3400 per camper for two weeks so they more than earned that award.

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Who calls 911 in a traffic jam?

The national parks are seeing a resurgence, some never had a break. After reopening, Yellowstone broke all time visitation records in October.

To deal with this some national parks are requiring reservations to handle the crowds, and hopefully reduce the 911 calls when people can’t turn around on a crowded drive to see nature.

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I am the law!

App company wants to be granted full police powers. We know this can only end one of two ways.

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Cover those ankles

Does the editor have a problem or is it just a coincidence that pictures of girls have been covered and pictures of boys in speedos have not been altered.

After looking at that train wreck of photo editing it’s time to to twist the quote from Ratatouille, “anybody can Photoshop, but not everybody should.”

Coverup with the male models seems to apply to this.

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Life imitating art

You kids want to see the coolest new INSTAGRAM page where everybody is. Look for her new book, Instagram Success One Follower at a Time.

It probably looked pretty much like this.

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1/2 The Size 1/2 The Distance

The CDC has changed spacing from 6′ to 3′ to reopen schools. Add in the special rules and we’re going to need learn some new math to figure out the distance for every situation.

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It’s opposite day

Most schools are encourage teachers to get vaccinated, most schools. Then again, most schools don’t get their health information from Facebook.

Wait until Centner Academy finds out about the microchips in the vaccine.

Lucky for the rest of us a cure has been found.

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Be Kind, Rewind

I agree that streaming has failed to fulfill the promise of “Watch any movie, Any time.” Physical media seems a better bet, but seriously, VHS!?. I love seeing the old commercials on home recordings of old TV, but for movies you need DVD to solve the #1 problem of VHS, spending time rewinding when the previous renter didn’t bother before returning it.

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The Me Show

Trump toasts the wedding couple after a full review of current events.

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Your taste buds can’t resist such flavor.

Man claims to discover sugar frosted shrimp in cereal.

People who’ve met him warn he can’t be trusted

Wonder if this where he got the idea?