Just don’t put them in the toaster.
https://thehustle.co/a-pop-tarts-and-crocs-partnership-exists-because-we-re-all-total-suckers-3/
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JeoparDoD
The American public loses this game.
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Just wait 500 years
So all I could think of when I read about the birth rates going up in red states and down in blue states was the scene in Idiocracy about how this wasn’t the right year to start a family.
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Everything is bigger in Texas
Including deaths on the job.
It would be nice if not everything was bigger in Texas
In 2021, a worker in the Lone Star State died on the job every 16.5 hours
https://prospect.org/labor/2023-05-09-he-died-helping-build-teslas-gigafactory/
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TSA is probably taking notes
Russian online retailer Wildberries has a security checkpoint to enter work that is bound to make TSA jealous.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/putins-version-of-ebay-and-amazon-strip-searches-women-employees/
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The Levee Was Dry
So it turns out that the song American Pie is a warning about climate change.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/22/weather/mississippi-river-low-level-drought-climate/index.html
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Defense Production Act Needed
Never realized how much the military needs Dodge Chargers. Enlist and buy a fast car with faster payments. Re-up to make payments on a newer faster model. For recruitment it might be easier to commission a fleet of muscle cars and cut out the middle man. You could build a fleet of Chargers for the price of a fighter jet so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.
P.S.
Charger would also work as a name for an EV so this should be temporary.
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I’ll need to see proof
Bear opens “Bear Proof” container.
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Age Appropriate Images
If you’re thinking Florida, you’re right. School staff removes images of black leaders for not being “age appropriate.”
Thanks to DALL-E2 we can see what an age appropriate black man looks like
Image: DALL-E2 image generated from prompt “Age Appropriate Black Man”
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Skynet Lives
It’s an Amazon device so you would expect that the prime directive would be keep shoppers alive.