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Scrub

Not sure anybody takes on security work to have shoplifters claim that you’re a scrub and therefore can be ignored on the way out the door.

Shoplifter claims that she thought the security guard was trying to ‘holler’ at her.

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Croc Tarts

Just don’t put them in the toaster.

https://thehustle.co/a-pop-tarts-and-crocs-partnership-exists-because-we-re-all-total-suckers-3/

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JeoparDoD

The American public loses this game.

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Just wait 500 years

So all I could think of when I read about the birth rates going up in red states and down in blue states was the scene in Idiocracy about how this wasn’t the right year to start a family.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-pandemic-caused-a-baby-boom-in-red-states-and-a-bust-in-blue-states

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Everything is bigger in Texas

Including deaths on the job.

It would be nice if not everything was bigger in Texas

In 2021, a worker in the Lone Star State died on the job every 16.5 hours

https://prospect.org/labor/2023-05-09-he-died-helping-build-teslas-gigafactory/

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TSA is probably taking notes

Russian online retailer Wildberries has a security checkpoint to enter work that is bound to make TSA jealous.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/putins-version-of-ebay-and-amazon-strip-searches-women-employees/

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The Levee Was Dry

So it turns out that the song American Pie is a warning about climate change.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/22/weather/mississippi-river-low-level-drought-climate/index.html

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Defense Production Act Needed

Never realized how much the military needs Dodge Chargers. Enlist and buy a fast car with faster payments. Re-up to make payments on a newer faster model. For recruitment it might be easier to commission a fleet of muscle cars and cut out the middle man. You could build a fleet of Chargers for the price of a fighter jet so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.

P.S.

Charger would also work as a name for an EV so this should be temporary.

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I’ll need to see proof

Bear opens “Bear Proof” container.

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/have-you-seen/2022/08/16/bear-proof-trash-can-no-match-hungry-bear-alaska/10336597002/

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Age Appropriate Images

If you’re thinking Florida, you’re right. School staff removes images of black leaders for not being “age appropriate.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-teacher-says-quit-staff-removed-photos-black-leaders-rcna42658?cid=referral_taboolafeed

Thanks to DALL-E2 we can see what an age appropriate black man looks like

Image: DALL-E2 image generated from prompt “Age Appropriate Black Man”