Looking at this ad for Ryan’s World I can’t but wonder if children have the same epiphany Brian Regan had watching fishing on TV.
I’m not even playing with toys, I’m watching someone else play with toys.

Looking at this ad for Ryan’s World I can’t but wonder if children have the same epiphany Brian Regan had watching fishing on TV.
I’m not even playing with toys, I’m watching someone else play with toys.
So all I could think of when I read about the birth rates going up in red states and down in blue states was the scene in Idiocracy about how this wasn’t the right year to start a family.
Including deaths on the job.
It would be nice if not everything was bigger in Texas
In 2021, a worker in the Lone Star State died on the job every 16.5 hours
https://prospect.org/labor/2023-05-09-he-died-helping-build-teslas-gigafactory/
Disneyland really leaned into the Good Olde Days for this attraction.
Russian online retailer Wildberries has a security checkpoint to enter work that is bound to make TSA jealous.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/putins-version-of-ebay-and-amazon-strip-searches-women-employees/
John Oliver praying you don’t ask your kids about BDE.
I saw this ad and thought… Homemade Sprite, how can I not lose weight.
So it turns out that the song American Pie is a warning about climate change.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/22/weather/mississippi-river-low-level-drought-climate/index.html
All the Mayhem you would expect from the Jackass crew playing Family Feud. Starting with Johnny Knoxville wearing the same suit as Steve Harvey.
Never realized how much the military needs Dodge Chargers. Enlist and buy a fast car with faster payments. Re-up to make payments on a newer faster model. For recruitment it might be easier to commission a fleet of muscle cars and cut out the middle man. You could build a fleet of Chargers for the price of a fighter jet so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.
P.S.
Charger would also work as a name for an EV so this should be temporary.