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Return to Sender

Before I open this catalog I need to figure out if I’m the resident or the current resident.

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long reads

Yo Dawg, I saw you like summaries so I put a summary in your summary

A summary of a summary of a book. Not just one, but over 800 and counting. I didn’t believe it until I saw the ad link at the bottom to read the full summary. I prefer to read whole books so I’m not the target audience, but if you’re looking to plow through your reading even faster there is a way. Maximize your time by consuming The four hour work week in 4 minutes.

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News

Be Kind, Rewind

I agree that streaming has failed to fulfill the promise of “Watch any movie, Any time.” Physical media seems a better bet, but seriously, VHS!?. I love seeing the old commercials on home recordings of old TV, but for movies you need DVD to solve the #1 problem of VHS, spending time rewinding when the previous renter didn’t bother before returning it.

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News politics

The Me Show

Trump toasts the wedding couple after a full review of current events.

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Your taste buds can’t resist such flavor.

Man claims to discover sugar frosted shrimp in cereal.

People who’ve met him warn he can’t be trusted

Wonder if this where he got the idea?

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Movies

Finally, A Cat and Mouse Game Worth Watching

I was looking for movies to see this weekend and all of the local theaters are showing Tom and Jerry. A mashup plot synopsis caught my eye.

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Movies

Won’t You Be My Neighbor

Lots of choices for movies based on books. We’ve got movie franchises based on best selling teen dystopian novel sets, the Harry Potter series, Narnia. At the other end is Won’t You Be My Neighbor, inspired by an article in Equire. Tom Hanks becomes Fred Rogers delivering a performance that will have you questioning any incident where you’ve harmed someone with your words or actions.

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News

No lesson learned

So the reaction to hearing that gorilla glue is too powerful leads to somebody who couldn’t believe it and he glued a cup to the lip.

Never realized how much need there was for a song explaining how to properly use a plastic cup.

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News

What makes a hero?

Is it the obsession with Hillary Clinton, talking about your golf game for hours when you’re not on the PGA tour, launching the next generation of hate mongers who make you seem quaint by comparison. Yup, National Hero, or at least Florida Hero, Rush Limbaugh is being honored with a flag at half mast. Denying the truth didn’t stop lung cancer from killing a defiant smoker and now this. There is controversy in Florida since there are rules on who gets this honor and being a friend of the Governor is not one of them.

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Because of me now they have a warning

So apparently we need a warning not to use glue on hair. There is a whole section dedicated to hair care products and glue is in a different place in the store.

Gorilla Glue GirlTM may be suing for the glue sticking things together and only warning not to use it on eyes, skin or clothing, but not hair. Scalp is skin, hopefully a judge allows that fact before the price of Gorilla Glue triples to cover the cost of litigation.