If I can’t have you, no one can.

In the early days of the pandemic, toilet paper became the must have commodity in short supply. Super surprising as none of the apocalypse movies covered this. We still have trees and factories so things got back to normal, but now arsonists are burning whole displays of toilet paper. Need to know if its one ply “rough and ready” or bear fantasy tp before I decide if the the toilet paper arsonists are heroes or villains.