Retailers created Christmas in July so you’re going to need a song for all the gifts.
With the heat of summer you can head to the beach for Hot Rod Hannukkah
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Too Soon for Back To School
So many things wrong with this ad for office supplies disguised as school supplies.
- Too soon, starts on June 23.
- No way latest iphone is on any supply list.
- Cheap chromebook and tablet with less storage than a new phone.
- Who uses 25 permanent markers for class.
- Packing tape, seriously, I’ve never had to ship anything in a class.
- Post-it notes, the little tabs for pages are useful, but unlikely to use a Costco pack of square tabs in a semester.
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Who calls 911 in a traffic jam?
The national parks are seeing a resurgence, some never had a break. After reopening, Yellowstone broke all time visitation records in October.
To deal with this some national parks are requiring reservations to handle the crowds, and hopefully reduce the 911 calls when people can’t turn around on a crowded drive to see nature.
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I am the law!
App company wants to be granted full police powers. We know this can only end one of two ways.
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Cover those ankles
Does the editor have a problem or is it just a coincidence that pictures of girls have been covered and pictures of boys in speedos have not been altered.
After looking at that train wreck of photo editing it’s time to to twist the quote from Ratatouille, “anybody can Photoshop, but not everybody should.”
Coverup with the male models seems to apply to this.
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Life imitating art
You kids want to see the coolest new INSTAGRAM page where everybody is. Look for her new book, Instagram Success One Follower at a Time.
It probably looked pretty much like this.
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Goofy Math
No ads ≠ zero ads to Disney.
Not a surprise since Disney charges to avoid lines with fastpass, but doesn’t limit sales resulting in lines for fastpass.
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1/2 The Size 1/2 The Distance
The CDC has changed spacing from 6′ to 3′ to reopen schools. Add in the special rules and we’re going to need learn some new math to figure out the distance for every situation.
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It’s opposite day
Most schools are encourage teachers to get vaccinated, most schools. Then again, most schools don’t get their health information from Facebook.
Wait until Centner Academy finds out about the microchips in the vaccine.
Lucky for the rest of us a cure has been found.
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Return to Sender
Before I open this catalog I need to figure out if I’m the resident or the current resident.
