So all I could think of when I read about the birth rates going up in red states and down in blue states was the scene in Idiocracy about how this wasn’t the right year to start a family.
Everything is bigger in Texas
Including deaths on the job.
It would be nice if not everything was bigger in Texas
In 2021, a worker in the Lone Star State died on the job every 16.5 hours
https://prospect.org/labor/2023-05-09-he-died-helping-build-teslas-gigafactory/
Make America Jemima Again
Disneyland really leaned into the Good Olde Days for this attraction.
TSA is probably taking notes
Russian online retailer Wildberries has a security checkpoint to enter work that is bound to make TSA jealous.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/putins-version-of-ebay-and-amazon-strip-searches-women-employees/
Big DeSantis Energy
John Oliver praying you don’t ask your kids about BDE.

Ultimate weight loss
I saw this ad and thought… Homemade Sprite, how can I not lose weight.

The Levee Was Dry
So it turns out that the song American Pie is a warning about climate change.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/22/weather/mississippi-river-low-level-drought-climate/index.html
Jackass vs. Jackass
All the Mayhem you would expect from the Jackass crew playing Family Feud. Starting with Johnny Knoxville wearing the same suit as Steve Harvey.
Defense Production Act Needed
Never realized how much the military needs Dodge Chargers. Enlist and buy a fast car with faster payments. Re-up to make payments on a newer faster model. For recruitment it might be easier to commission a fleet of muscle cars and cut out the middle man. You could build a fleet of Chargers for the price of a fighter jet so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.
P.S.
Charger would also work as a name for an EV so this should be temporary.
I’ll need to see proof
Bear opens “Bear Proof” container.