The CDC has changed spacing from 6′ to 3′ to reopen schools. Add in the special rules and we’re going to need learn some new math to figure out the distance for every situation.
It’s opposite day
Most schools are encourage teachers to get vaccinated, most schools. Then again, most schools don’t get their health information from Facebook.
Wait until Centner Academy finds out about the microchips in the vaccine.
Lucky for the rest of us a cure has been found.
Return to Sender
Before I open this catalog I need to figure out if I’m the resident or the current resident.

A summary of a summary of a book. Not just one, but over 800 and counting. I didn’t believe it until I saw the ad link at the bottom to read the full summary. I prefer to read whole books so I’m not the target audience, but if you’re looking to plow through your reading even faster there is a way. Maximize your time by consuming The four hour work week in 4 minutes.
Be Kind, Rewind
I agree that streaming has failed to fulfill the promise of “Watch any movie, Any time.” Physical media seems a better bet, but seriously, VHS!?. I love seeing the old commercials on home recordings of old TV, but for movies you need DVD to solve the #1 problem of VHS, spending time rewinding when the previous renter didn’t bother before returning it.
Trump toasts the wedding couple after a full review of current events.
Man claims to discover sugar frosted shrimp in cereal.
People who’ve met him warn he can’t be trusted
Wonder if this where he got the idea?
I was looking for movies to see this weekend and all of the local theaters are showing Tom and Jerry. A mashup plot synopsis caught my eye.
Regular

For viewers looking for more in their cat and mouse game

Won’t You Be My Neighbor
Lots of choices for movies based on books. We’ve got movie franchises based on best selling teen dystopian novel sets, the Harry Potter series, Narnia. At the other end is Won’t You Be My Neighbor, inspired by an article in Equire. Tom Hanks becomes Fred Rogers delivering a performance that will have you questioning any incident where you’ve harmed someone with your words or actions.
No lesson learned
So the reaction to hearing that gorilla glue is too powerful leads to somebody who couldn’t believe it and he glued a cup to the lip.
Never realized how much need there was for a song explaining how to properly use a plastic cup.