Not sure anybody takes on security work to have shoplifters claim that you’re a scrub and therefore can be ignored on the way out the door.
Shoplifter claims that she thought the security guard was trying to ‘holler’ at her.
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Croc Tarts
Just don’t put them in the toaster.
https://thehustle.co/a-pop-tarts-and-crocs-partnership-exists-because-we-re-all-total-suckers-3/
So Ron DeSantis, “Meatball Ron” to fans of Jon Oliver, is reaching to people in Iowa to show that he’s the kind of regular joe you’d invite to family functions like weddings.
The first thing that came to mind was Calculon in Futurama.
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JeoparDoD
The American public loses this game.
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I’m just watching
Looking at this ad for Ryan’s World I can’t but wonder if children have the same epiphany Brian Regan had watching fishing on TV.
I’m not even playing with toys, I’m watching someone else play with toys.
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Just wait 500 years
So all I could think of when I read about the birth rates going up in red states and down in blue states was the scene in Idiocracy about how this wasn’t the right year to start a family.
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Everything is bigger in Texas
Including deaths on the job.
It would be nice if not everything was bigger in Texas
In 2021, a worker in the Lone Star State died on the job every 16.5 hours
https://prospect.org/labor/2023-05-09-he-died-helping-build-teslas-gigafactory/
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Make America Jemima Again
Disneyland really leaned into the Good Olde Days for this attraction.
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TSA is probably taking notes
Russian online retailer Wildberries has a security checkpoint to enter work that is bound to make TSA jealous.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/24/putins-version-of-ebay-and-amazon-strip-searches-women-employees/
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Big DeSantis Energy
John Oliver praying you don’t ask your kids about BDE.
